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Khari gom kardeam ba bare kashi , sms mizanam shayad to bashi |
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ghazviniyeh moghe margesh mireseh ezrael miyad migeh : vasiyateto neveshti , migeh : are , kham shoo zire farsheh |
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man be to del dadam ta to be man del bedahi na inke hey rah beravi kheyreh saret wel bedahi |
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dokhtare khoob bayad 7 ta B dashteh basheh : 1- biyad. 2- bekhabeh. 3-beboseh. 4-bemaleh. 5- bokhoreh. 6- bedeh. 7-bereh |
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Ghanone 4 niyoton : kos ro zamin nemimoneh |
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torkeh mireh doctor migeh aghaye doctor chera hich kas mano tahvil nemigireh ? doctor migeh : nafar bad biyad too |
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maraseme arous konon dar barareh : 1- lab vagiroon. 2- pestoon malon. 3- shortdarvakonon. 4- kos lisoon. 5 -suck vazeiton. 6- rosh vamaloun . 7- pardeh jeroun. 8-toosh vazanon. 9-aab vapashoon. 10-lab vagiroon2 |
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Akhbareh dirooz : ne 1 zane rashti ke dar park midavid tajavooz shood . akhbare emrooz : 100 zane rashti dar park midavidand .! |
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jirjirak be khers goft dostat daram , khers goft felan khabam miyad . khers be khabe zemestani raft va hargez nadanest ke omre jirjirak tanha 3 ruz ast . |
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2khtareh mireh dam panjareh hameleh misheh . tahghigh mikonan mibinan hava kiri bodeh . |
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Ostade kelase tashrihe pezeshki dashte sare kelas ro takhteh kos mikeshideh , ye dafeh daneshjoye mizaneh zire khandeh , ostad mige chiyeh ta hala kos nadidi ? daneshjoo migeh chera , vali koskeshe ba tahsilate aliyeh nadideh boodam . |
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Migan ye narm afzar omadeh ke vaghti migiri dastet tabdil be sakht afzar misheh .Bedam dastet ? |
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Baraye vorod be ghalbam passwordeto vared koon : **** , Ei vay na !!! Password ro eshtebah Dadi rafti too konam !! |
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Kone sefido marmari ta key be toumbon parvari , bede be dasteh moshtari akhar be goresh mibari ! |
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Dasteto gozashti ro pam gofti ke oono mikham , goftam ke in khiyareh ashketo dar miyareh , gofti eshkal nadareh , vasam bacheh miyareh , esmesho mizaram setatreh , kharjesho dar miyareh |
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Zanboreh mireh to damaneh 2khtareh age gofti kojashoo nish mizaneh ? ____________________Bi adab nasho , dasteh dost pesareshoo |
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Kodomesho tarjih Midi ? Ye Adam Ke Kiret Koneh ? ya ye kire Ke Adamet Koneh ! |
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1 Bache to ghazvin gom misheh polise mige : az yabandeh taghaza misheh emshab ke na , farda bacharo be ma bedeh ke ma pas farda bedim be khanevadash . |
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Emrooz Rozeh Jahaniyeh Pookiyeh Ostekhaneh , Kale pool ROOZET MOBARAK |
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To Momkeneh Too Donya Yek Nafar Bashi Vali Baraye Yek Nafar Tamoome Donya Bashi !!! * HAPPY VALENTINE * |
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Khiyli Mikhamet , khiyli Duset Daram . Belakhareh 1 Ruz Dastet Ro Migiram Mibaramet 1 Jaye Dur ke Daste Hich kas be hemoon nareseh ! Ghorbanat Ezra`ill . |
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age in sms ro bekhoni dostam dari age pakesh koni asheghami , age javab bedi divonami , age javab nadi mano mikhay . hala chi kar mikoni ? |
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به رشتیه میگن زنتو با هفتاد نفر مرد تو یه پیکان دیدم . رشتیه میگه ایول به ظرفیت پیکان |
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age mardonegi mordeh , age refaghat rang bakhteh , age eshgh dige mana nadareh , age donya pore namardiyeh , age aramesh digeh royast , to chi kar dari , to maseijeto bedeh . |
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Torkeh Lebase SHik Miposheh Mireh to Khiyaboon , 2khtareh behesh migeh : bokhoramet . torkeh migeh in gohkhoriya be to neyomadeh . |
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Torkeh Janbaze 1% bodeh , behesh migan shoma chejori 1% janbaz shodi ? Migeh : baleh to sangar neshasteh bodim khompareh zadan pashmam rikht .! |
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Arezo Mikonam Jaye Sange Tovalet Bashi , Chonkeh : 1- Betoni Tahe Dele Mardomo Bebini . 2- sedaye dele mardomo beshnavi. 3- betoni dele mardomo sabok koni . |
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Emrooz Roze Jahaniyeh Poki Ostekhaneh . Kale Pook Rozet Mobarak |
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Dosteh Aziz Salam , Ba Tavajoh Be inke Viruse ANFOLANZAYE MORGHI az Tarighe Madfoo Montaghel Mishavad , az Khordane Gohe Ziyadi Jedan Khodari Konid . Ba Tashakoor |
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Tafrihe Mardom : poldarha : viski - Kos - Pesteh . Motevasetha : Aragh - kone - tokhmeh . Faghirha : Dogh - jargh - NokhodChi . Bikarha : Ab - Kossher - SMS |
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Age Gofti 20 ta Dokhtar Dakheleh Yek Hoze Chi Mishi ? Rani HOLOU |
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Emroz Roze Tavalode Charli Chaplineh. kasi Ke Az Todeye Mardom Bood . Dar Ghamhayash Ba Mardom Shadi Ghesmat Mikard . Be Ehteramash Yek Daghigheh .
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Asash To Konet . |
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Midoni Chera Range Mashine Atash Neshani Ghermezeh ? Age 30 Metr Shilang Miraft To Kounet Mifahmidi !!! |
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Tebghe Akharin Azmayeshat Malom Shodeh Tamame Afrade Kooni ( obneyi ) Baraye Didaneh SMS Shan Az Angoshteh Shasteshoon Estefadeh Mikonan ; MoteasefamAngoshteto Avaz Nakoon . |
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Ye Torke Dashteh Film Mostahjan Midide , zanesh miad , torke hol misheh mige : bia bebin ba felestinia chikar mikonan ! |
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7 Rahe Shenakhtaneh Tork ha : 1- kardane kapshan to shalvar ! 2- 11 sobh 40 ta barbari kharidan ! 3-kheshidaneh tormoz dasti to outoban ! 4- neveshtaneh GLX poshte Ardi ! 5- zadane lanal 2! to jame farsa. 6- neveshtaneh W.C rou dare khonashon be jave WELL COME ! 7- khondaneh in sms ta akhar !!! |
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Torke mire khayati mige agha in parcharo begir ye dast kot shalvareh masht baram beduz , farda nayam begi charkham kharab bod suzanam shekasteh bod . bargh naboud , aslan pedasag nemikham beduzi bedesh man . |
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torkeh jendeharo mikoneh poolesho nemideh , 2 rooz bad abesh ghat misheh . |
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Soq soq soq soq soq soq soq soq Hamash Male tooe Darsorati ke Goshito baraz begiri . |
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An , rak eras erazeb orikey made edim lah ( zoor nazan az akhar bekhon ) |
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عشق فقط عشق لاتی ، عرق سگی آبجو قاطی ، پری و زری و شمسی و فاطی ، حبس ابد بی ملاقاتی ، فکر نکن گنده لاتیم ، ما فقط خاطر خواتیم . |
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از 3 چیز پرهیز کن ........... دم شیر ، سر کیر ، کس پیر . به 3 چیز دست نزن سیم لخت ، پستان زمخت ، کیر کلفت ! به 3 چیز دل نبند ، کون کیر دیده ، کوس چروکیده ، SMS پوکیده . |
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پلیس 110 اعلام کرد جسدی با کون پاره و صورتی ناشناس پیدا شده ، نگرانت شدم ......... |
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به تاراج تنت می آیم امشب . به قصد کردنت می آیم امشب . رسید از آب کیرم کون کالت . برو خوش باش من ریدم به حالت . |
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har ja hasti az khoneh biroon naro , chon nemikham az dastet bedam , chon vaghteh jam kardane zobalehast ........ |
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to dar khoneh mani to dar tab mani to dar vojodeh mani raftam doktor goft angal dari . |
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sedaye eshgh sedaye piano nist . sedaye gitar nist . sedaye fanarhaye takhte . |
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Be Torke Migan Delam havato Kardeh be englisi chi mishhe ? migeh : My heart fuck your air ! |
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Man In Bed : oh , ah , turn right , go back , a little to the left . woman : are you fucking me or parking me ? |
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10% delam tange 20% yadetam 30%mikhamet40%bighararetam50% del negaranetam 60% havasam beheteh 70% divonatam 80% nokaretam 90% duset daram 100% sare kari |
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Midoni Love Chiyeh ? l : layegh dost dashtan bodan o: omidvar bodan be ayandeh v: vafadar bodan E:Enerzhiyeh hasteyi haghe mosalame mast . |
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Ye rooz mimiri , be khat tabdil mishi , baad ye alaf mishi va ye gav toro mikhoreh va toro mirineh va ye goh mishi , man be to negah mikonam va migam hich avaz nashodi . |
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tebghe akharin azmayeshat malom shodeh tamame afrade koni ( obneyi ) baraye khondane SMS shan az angoshteh shasteshan estefadeh mikonan ; moteasefam angoshteto avaz nakon . |
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