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| شنبه 7 مرداد ماه سال 1385 |
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Mesle kir ostovar bash - Mesle khaye oftade - Mesle kos tu dar - Mesle koon khaky !
Vezarate Behdasht Khordane kos Ra Bana Be Dalayeleh Zir Mamnoo Kard : Vojod mavad zir dar kos : 3% shash , 2% asid , 5% charbi , 90% etiyad avar .
Yeki mireh ardebil ... az ye torke miporseh : man inja gharibam , tu ardebil koja ampul mizanan ? torke basanesho neshon mideh migeh : inja !
Ye pire zaneh alzaymeri , lokht rooye takht neshasteh bood , migan chera lokhti ? migeh nemidonam dadam ya mikham bedam !!
Morchehe Ba File Ezdevaj Mikoneh Farda sobh File Mimireh , morchehe Mige shans ham nadarim 1 kos kardim hala bayad ta akhare oumr ghabr bekanim .
Torke miofteh tu jub vase in ke zaye nashe seda ghuti darmiare!
1 nozady mikhaste khod koshy kone be sine haye madaresh zahr mimale fardash ke bidar mishe ta' shir bokhore mibine pedaresh morde!
Ye torke az khab mipare pash mishkane!!
Be ye torke migan chera ba zanbil ezdevaj kardy? mige akhe surakhash bishtare !!
Yaru az dustesh miporse agar man ba khaharet bekhabam famil mishim? dustesh mige na bi hesab mishim.
Ye pesar baceh be moalemesh mige khanom mikham bahat ezdevaj konam moalemesh mige : boro hoseleye bache nadaram pesare mige : khob eshkal nadare jelogiri mekonim !!
Be torke migan nazaret darbareye namzadi chie? mige:eine ine ke babat barat docharkhe bekhare nazare savar shi !!
Ye rishtie miad khuneh mibineh zanesh berenj pokhteh az zanesh miporse chera berenja emroz inghadr ghad keshideh? zanesh mige dami gom shodeh bod shortam ro bejash gozashtam !!
Ye rouz ye turke mireh mashad ziarat miqeh ey imam ali ghourboneh sareh bouridat beram zutar zohour kon ke ma majbour nashim inhameh biayim gom.!.!
Ye turke saresh mikhore be mile vasat otubus miyfte zamin vaghti halesh ja miya mibine mardom lola ro gereftan mige velesh konid bebinam chi mige?
Torke esme bachasho mizare SMS. Migan: "chera in esmo gozashti?" Torke mige: "Az Payam ke ba kelas tare !!!
Bichare dokhtara age khoshgel bashan migan ajab jigariye ! age zesht bashe migan ki ino migire ! age topol bashan migan che gooshtiye ! age moadabane harf bezanan migan che lafze ghalam sohbat mikone ! age rok o rast bashan migan che bi haya ! age ye khorde fekr konan migan che ghadr naz mikone ! age fori javab bedan migan montazer booda ! age tond rah bere migan dare mire sare gharar ! age yavash rah bere migan omade biroon dor bezane khiabonaro metr mikone!?!?
be ye basijy migan : 2 khatte movazy che jur khaty ast ? mige : 2 khatti ke hichgah be ham nemiresand magar be dasture magame moazzam rahbary!
ye ruz ye basijy khune khaly gir miare GF khodesho mibare oonja 2 rakat namaz jamaat mikhoonan!!!
ye ruz ye torke too joobe ab tof mikone - donbalesh midoe ta pasho rush bezareh!!!
Fekr mikony kheyli zerangi ?
na zerang to nisti - zerang nushabast ke az hame lab migire - zerang zanbure asale ka hame chizesho mikhoran - zerang aftabast ka .... hamari did mizane .
hala didiy zerang to nisty ?!?!
ye lore miad TEHRAN mibine hame astin kutah pushidan - mige : Ey baba ina pas chejury damagheshuno ... !!
Gazviniye zang mizane be GF khodesh mige biam khunatun .
GF:bia ama kari nemituny bokony.
Ghazviny:chete perudy?
GF:na vali bad jury eshalam!!!!
az gazviny miporsan miduny F.B.I mokhaffafe chiyeh .
mige : Fedrasione . Bachebazane . Iran !!!
Police yaru ro ba ye zane migire .
police: sigast ya agde
pesare:na azizam nagde nagde !!!
Sargozashte ye pesar dar daneshgahe gazvin
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Migan Adam bayad baraye Residan be Eshghesh Az Tamame donya Begzareh , Vali to ke tamame donyaye man hasti , chetor az to begzaram ?
Baba Kojayi ? Nisti ? turisti ? Amperiyalisti ? Komonisti ? Fashisti ? Demokratisti ? Khodayi nakardehh Mariz Ke Nisti ? Rasti , to Khodet Nomreye 20ti !!! .
Az Avale dabestan behem yad dadan 1sal 12 mahe 1 mah 30 roze 1roz 24 saate har saat 60 daghighast har daghigheh 60 saniyast vali behem yad nadadan ke yel lahze ba to bodan = 1 omre doset dashtan .
be torke migan ye chizi bego ke na rahe pas dashteh bashe na rahe pish , migeh : kaktos to kunet !
Mindazamet to rakhteh khab jorikeh lahafo chang bezani az shedate dard tamame vojodeto sorkh besheh va joosh bezani ya be nafas nafas biyofti . man able morghonam !!!
Vaghti baroon Miad dastato deraz kon . be tedad ghatarati ke migiri dostam dari , va be tedad ghataretei ke nemigiri man duset daram ...
Omidvaram emshab dar amightarin lahzeye khabet . ehsas koni ke jish dari , ...
Torkeh Mireh arusi mibineh ke yeki 100$ sar arus mirizeh , yeki digeh teravel mirizeh , torkeh jav migirash karte etebarisho mikesheh laye sineye arous !!!
To zendegi asheghe kasi bash ke layegh eshgh basheh na teshneye eshgh zira har teshneyi ye roz sirab misheh .
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aval tof mizani , bad ba dastet mimalish , bad mikoni toosh . to shahre ma sozano injori nakh mikonan .
torke pary daryayi mibine mige vay to cheghadr khoshgeli zane man mishi , parye mige man ke adam nistam , torke mige fekr kardi man adamam !! ?
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hala khob narahat nasho ??2SET DARAM??
Tarofat kos be kir : khoda az kolofti kametoun nakoneh , bozorgi az khodetoneh , ma ke sine chakim , intori ke bade dame dar sar pa vaicin , sarde befarmain yu garm shin !
yadete be man midady .
darse azadegio mehro vafa.
hame kardan chera man nakonam.
vasfe ruye golo zibaye tora.
yadete ke tora mikardam .
kame shab ta be sahargah doa!?
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